heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

(via dapinoyboi)

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ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

(via fake-mermaid)

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elouvator:

moshingwithyourmom:

elouvator:

why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down

Then please explain why you do wear make up Hm?

this might surprise u but people sometimes do things for themselves

(via youwillunderstand)

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illkim:

Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*

Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it

image

(Source: illkim, via youwillunderstand)

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poetic:

If I text you and you don’t respond,  no matter how much I like you, I won’t text you a second time in fear of annoying you.

(via lubricates)

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I’m too busy being yours to fall for somebody new Arctic Monkeys (via happiest)

(via hate)

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