modestmgmtofficial:

identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools

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wastery:

Mom : you are beautiful

Me :

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crystallized-teardrops:

i suddenly jolted awake this morning at like 6am because in my dream my mum threatened to go on my tumblr

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