why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

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a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

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I want to be smothered in love and affection but I want everyone to stay the fuck away from me

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are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary

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